Fred Thompson announces, formally, on Jay Leno (?!?), that he is running for President. Perhaps this will give a lift to an otherwise completely disappointing presidential campaign from both parties. I doubt it, though. I still favor the SOB over the actor, but we'll have to see. Everyone else is just so, well, f!#$in' boring, and, on the democratic side, well, they're all just insufferable whores.
Etymology of "teh," here.
UPDATE: This is old, but I like it. From IMAO.