U.S. Sen. John Kerry, D- Mass., who was in town Sunday to help Gov. Jennifer Granholm campaign for her re-election bid, took time to take a jab at the Bush administration for its lack of leadership in the Israeli-Lebanon conflict.You see, Bush should have been making sure that Hezbollah didn't kidnap Israeli soldiers on Israeli territory. Kerry would have been there with his lucky hat, dropping off some CIA guys to infiltrate the positions and save the day. Fortunately, Bush has seen the error of his ways.
"If I was president, this wouldn't have happened," said Kerry during a noon stop at Honest John's bar and grill in Detroit's Cass Corridor.
Is Kerry beyond parody yet? I'm getting that impression.