Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Go to the bar, but don't get drunk, for we shall smite thee!

Via Ace of Spades, we learn that Texas authorities are taking things to a whole new level:
Check this out:

"Going to a bar is not an opportunity to go get drunk," TABC Capt. David Alexander said. "It's to have a good time but not to get drunk."

He also added that a visit to Popeye's was "not an opportunity to eat fried chicken. It's to have a good time, but not to eat fried chicken."
What's next? Christ:
At one location, for example, agents and police arrested patrons of a hotel bar. Some of the suspects said they were registered at the hotel and had no intention of driving. Arresting authorities said the patrons were a danger to themselves and others.