Toilet Man!!! Really, I can't make this shit up.
Bob Dougherty sued the home-improvement chain last month, alleging employees at a Louisville, Colo., store ignored his pleas for help after he got stuck on a restroom toilet seat in October 2003. . .
Dougherty's suit against Home Depot, filed late last month in Boulder County District Court, seeks $3 million. It claims he suffered pain, humiliation and financial loss.
The lawsuit said Dougherty, 57, was recovering from heart bypass surgery at the time and thought he was having a heart attack.
Dougherty said he suffered from post-traumatic stress syndrome, nightmares and diabetes after the incident.
"It's not about the money. I want my health back. I want to be back to normal," he said. "I want to make sure this doesn't happen to anybody ever, ever again."