Sunday, September 04, 2005
No, I am not going to tip her! Why are you kicking me out?
This reminds me of a certain bachelor party, where the groom to be was kicked out immediately after being handcuffed to a pole by three dancers and stripped to his underpants. He was "escorted out" for not apologizing quickly enough to the waitress--he accidentally kicked her getting down off the stage. Didn't even leave a mark!
Except this is not really very funny. Well, yeah it is, but I don't think stabbing someone for refusing your offer of a lapdance is an appropriate stripper-response.