Wednesday, May 04, 2005

And now for something completely. . . the same

This time, it's finger in your ice cream. Money quote: "I thought it was candy because they put candy in your ice cream or whatever to make it a treat," he told a Wilmington television station on Sunday. "So I proceeded to put the object in my mouth, got all the ice cream off of it and spit it in my hand."

He's hired a lawyer, of course.